Our BAJC Class!

Funniest incidents we came across. These incidents will appear funny for them who were in our class, but 'you' can also enjoy it!

Dear 'BAJC' do you remember Lock and Key presentation?, Kinnari ma'am gave to Randhir, our dear randy. The night before the assignment: Randhir was listening his favorite number from the movie 'Foot Path', and Shiva was playing: Gutter ka pani pee le, kabi na kbahi to jee le! Gutter ka pani pee le!

Amit goes to theirs room and asks, 'Randhir kya hua? Randhir says, Yaar kal presentation hai, pata nahi kya bolenge. Amit: tu tension mat le, topic bata. Topic: lock and key. Amit: tala and chabi, came the response after five minutes. And he tries to explain him: imagaine karo: tala ko mard samjh and chabi ko aurat. Make it rhyming: chabi ghushing in tala and all the mysteries of men and womens are solved. Think of it and write something like this. Randhir's response with a deep sigh: haan be connection to hai. Lekin likhenge kaise?

And the poem goes something like this: men are like keys and the women are like locks. When the keys go inside the locks, mysteries of lives are solved, and so on...it continued...we all know...

The very next day when he started presenting, eyebrows of Kinnari madam's grew bigger and bigger with our mouth revealing all the teeth with no holds bar. By the time the presentation was over, the hard copy of lock and key went to Sajan sir's cabin, because Kinnari ma'am could no longer stand the poem. The reason: she might have thought it vulgar. Which Amit now thinks, the poem was nothing but innocent.

After five minutes, in Sajan sir's cabin: can't tell you everything but Randy came with a chocolate given by sir in exchange for a promise to him that he would leave the cabin smiling. He comes smiling and tells Amit: tu bahut bada kutta hai re.

'The Copy Cock!'

I have fondness for coloring my hair, which all of you know it very well and must have seen. It doesn't come so easily, this time I had to pay a price for it. When I colored my hair, the very next day I met with an accident. But for our dear friend, Gyanendra, coloring of hair was nothing but a very interesting accident.

It all happened in second semester of our course, BAJC. First I went for a hair cut, but suddenly went for giving my hair a new color, and got it blond. It gave me a look which I wanted for a change, and I was happy with it.

My hair color excited Gyan to color his own hair. Arrey Amit, kahan se hair ko color karwaya? Hum bhi karwayenge. Arrey tu mat kara, tu waise hi stud dikhta hai. Bhonsdi, tu batata hai ki nahi, kahan se karaya? I said, from U-Like. Gyan says: Chal abhi. Amit: yaar kal chalte hain na. Gyan: nahi, abhi chal.

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Gyan says with much deliberation with mixed enthusiasm, arrey kaun sa karwayen? Amit: light brown, ya to phir burgundy kara le. Then Gyan gives instruction to the barber: boss, light-brown kar do. The barber colored his hair, but Gyanendra couldn't find out the change in his hair color. So he asks the barber: boss kahan color kiye? The barber said, boss, 3 se 4 din lagega shine aane me. Shampoo kijiye, color aa jayega.

Gyan happily came walking very fast to hostel to show us his new look to impress us and the next day to impress the girls in college. But to his surprise, on reaching hostel, Bhaskar asks him: arrey Gyanendra bhai, colour nahi karwayen aap. Then, as Gyan was not satisfied with his new hair color, stares at me for 2 minutes and replies to Bhaskar: eee bhadwa rangwaya hai, kutch hua hi nahi. Apna bal to accha se ranga liya.

Gyan was disappointed and goes again to the shop for deeper color and drags with him me also. The barber was reluctant in coloring his hair again as he knew it won't look good, but, eventually after some arguments the barber had to color his hair again.

He comes happily again to hostel and shampoos his hair. The hair color was bright and shining like red crown of a cock!

He got a few comments, I wold say, interesting compliments from fellow hostelers:

Pansari on seeing him said, Gyanendra bhai ee ka, baal ke upar paan thuke hain kya?

Jeetendra told Gyanendra: wah 9th block me naya murga, Gyanendra bhai, kal se bang aap hi dijiyega, college ke liya hum log late nahi honge.

Bhaskar: arey kaun si murgi pasand aayi? jara bataiye.

Govind: 'randi ke aulad' Peacock ko kabi nahi dekha kya? Bihar me kewal murga milta hai. Aur koi color nahi mila. Ya mess me chicken ka kami ho gaya hai?

Gyanendra was sad and disappointed, left with just two choices, either to buy a cap or to go to the saloon again, which meant another 200 rupees. But, he being a wise man, opted for the cheapest: he bought an 'Aeroplane Kali Mehndi'. The next day morning, he locked his room and started coloring his hair himself and finally after some hours he came back with black hair. The old Gyanendra, again. But the problem was that that whenever he shampooed his hair the red color was visible like crown of the cock!