Moral : Don't try to be funny at KMC!

Once at Press Cart we had a discussion about who was the funniest creature of MIC among us. We all gave our names: Govind, Amit, Avani, Rahul and Elveeno… but we all had consensus on the name of Govind…but there is one more creature in my class; he is so funny that he landed up in the psychiatry department of KMC. I won’t tell the name because I have to be entertained by him! And lets not forget that never hurt a joker!

No doubts his jokes are always hurting you, him, me or the particular person he making fun of… first time I think he was funny when he went to KMC, I enjoyed the session…HA HA HA

In his words, because of exams he could not sleep- mind you reality is something else- so he goes to the doctor for he was not able to sleep properly. The doctor and patient queries went like this:

Doc: So tell me what’s your problem?

Sir, I can’t sleep at night. I have depression and tensions, etc, etc.

Doc: Do you have a girlfriend?

Yes sir, I have one. Then he thinks for a while and anticipates that the complaint might travel home. He said, “no, sir; I don’t have girlfriend.”

Doc: But, you just said you have one.

Sir, I talk to one girl at a time so one girlfriend! And have talked to everyone in my class so at least so far 300 girlfriends…and laughs he he he he…

Doc: Do you take drugs?

Ma kasam, vidya kasam and touches his adams apple, kabhi nahi sir. Then he advises the doctor to do his narco-analysis test.

The doctor continues his writing. My friend points his finger to the doc’s writings and tells him…oh you are writing my history regarding the problems I have. Good good, sir. Sir, the things you are writing, is it a report or advise…and the pagal ka doctor (the psychiatrist) continues his writing and this fellow goes on an on just to make the doc laugh…Rest he did not tell me…what else the doc asked him…

He comes out of the clinic and tells me I made the doctor laugh by giving him funny answers. But the doctor was not laughing at all. He gave me weird look, and now he is sending me to a senior doctor.

He he he he …who told you to make psychiatrist laugh?…it was my turn to laugh at him…he he he… I said go and meet the bada pagal, the senior doctor. We were waiting for the doc’s to call my friends name, but the clinic was crowded…and in the mean time the doc who took his statements regarding his problem was passing by us and suddenly my friend asks, “Sir, how long I have to wait for? Kya aj possible hai? The junior pagal doctor turns his heads slowly towards him while going in the direction he was going to and replies with a smile as if he was talking to a mad fellow, “Kyon nahin, jaroor possible hai.”

Annoyed and irritated the way the doctor replied my friend tells me, “Dekh re ye behenchod aisa kyon bol raha hai. Ye to humko pura pagal hi samjh raha hai…” though most of the incidents I forgot, it’s a real one.